Salad was pretty good, but wtf. obviously I had to immediately de-skewer the salad to eat it. Staring at the headless titty vase with erect nips did not add positively to the dining experience…

by broccoli_muffins

10 Comments

  1. Ok-Community-229

    Just when I thought I’d seen it all here… Outstanding lack of plate, well done. Well done.

  2. MamaBear4485

    That looks like a table decoration that’s starting to wilt and brown at the end of a long hot drunken event.

  3. laziestmarxist

    Before I scrolled down I just saw the greenery and thought this was a garden decoration of a gnome turned upside down

  4. ConstanceClaire

    My favourite thing about salad is how you have to eat each ingredient separately and in a specific order.